It is Best Friend’s Day and Patrick give SpongeBob a large piece of gum. SpongeBob thinks it is gross and tries to get rid of it. Every time he tries to trash the gum, Patrick catches him. One day the gum gets stuck on everybody and Patrick has to eat it up to get rid of it. SpongeBob tells Patrick he wants to get rid of the gum and Patrick says he won’t feel bad.
SpongeBob wants to go jellyfishing one day and can’t find his jellyfishing net. SpongeBob goes to Patrick and he begins to think Patrick stole his jellyfishing net. SpongeBob finds his jellyfishing net and says apologizes to Patrick for what he had done, and Patrick forgives him.
A librarian discovers a shocking secret that Patrick descends from royalty, and that he is king of Bikini Bottom. With SpongeBob his loyal servant, Patrick takes the throne, but he abuses his power when he claims everything everyone in the city owns to be his.
SpongeBob fails his boating test again. Thinking that it’s rigged, Patrick decides to take it himself, and passes with a perfect score. When he goes to get his license, Patrick is told that he’s the millionth Bikini Bottomite to pass his or her test, winning him a free boat. He becomes SpongeBob’s personal chauffer. Their friendship is tested when SpongeBob becomes jealous, but it doesn’t help that Patrick rubs his license in SpongeBob’s face every chance he gets.
SpongeBob buys a magic kit and starts doing magic tricks. SpongeBob thinks he turned Squidward into ice cream, and cannot change them back. He goes to the man that makes the magic kits but he is a fake. The real Squidward comes back and throws the ice cream away. Patrick then tells SpongeBob to turn him into a jar of mayonnaise, and he does so.
Squidward is riding his bike one day and gets covered in cement. SpongeBob and Patrick find him and start to keep him as a pet. Squidward gets out of SpongeBob’s house, but the police catch him and put Squidward in the zoo. SpongeBob and Patrick get break the squid out and take him to a clarinet concert with other “things”, where the concrete covering Squidward breaks off, revealing his true squid form.