Patrick becomes convinced that he is in danger, so SpongeBob disguises him as a girl. Many citizens think Patrick is pretty and Mr. Krabs and Squidward attempts to ask “her” out. When SpongeBob says Patrick’s name out loud the Mr. Krabs and Squidward become embarrassed. The person that Patrick is afraid of arrives at the Krusty Krab. Patrick finds out that “the scary guy” was just trying to sell him a timeshare.
SpongeBob’s walking down the street one day and a strange wig hits him in the head. SpongeBob keeps bothering everybody with his new wig so Sandy makes him take it off and lets it blow away to a different person. The wig hits a member of the famous band Ned and the Needlefish (who, incidentally, needs some hair or he is fired), and suddenly the wig is cool.
SpongeBob thinks that he is going to have the best day ever and his day starts out by going to the Krusty Krab. The Krusty Krab is closed, so he goes to Sandy’s house. Sandy’s dome is leaking, so she can’t do karate with SpongeBob. He goes to Jellyfish Fields with Patrick, but Patrick breaks his net and has to borrow SpongeBob’s. SpongeBob ends the day by going to Squidward’s clarinet recital. SpongeBob forgets his ticket and finally gets in at the end of the show. Squidward and the others notice SpongeBob is sad and they put on another show for him.
Mr. Krabs says SpongeBob has to take a vacation, or else the Krusty Krab will be fined. SpongeBob can’t possibly leave the Krusty Krab, so Mr. Krabs takes him far away from the Krusty Krab. On his way back home, SpongeBob thinks he is going to be fired, so he gets Patrick (who took SpongeBob’s job) to stay home so he can go back to work. It turns out that SpongeBob wasted his vacation trying to get back into work.
SpongeBob and Patrick bother Squidward while he is playing his clarinet so the mouthpiece gets stuck in his throat. SpongeBob and Patrick have to go in Squidward’s body to get the mouthpiece using Sandy’s shrinking submarine. When they get to the mouthpiece, SpongeBob cuts it in half so Squidward gags it up. Patrick makes the sub large again inside Squidward, and havoc ensues the next day. (“Patrick, don’t burp inside me! That’s disgusting!”).
One day, Gary bites Squidward and Patrick says he is sick and he has gone mad. Gary goes around town biting everybody and they think they will get sick. A doctor comes in and tells them Gary just had a splinter and it was causing him stress so he bit everybody.
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